deadgoliath:

rusetube:

Open the door!

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

Imagine All Star People


104,444 plays

neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ

powerburial:

yiff in heaven furfriend

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

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kinglordbryan:

That’s an offer you can’t refuse.

kinglordbryan:

That’s an offer you can’t refuse.

justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

me: wow this character sounds like a rude pretentious asshole

favorite character

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

shannam00n:

awh i miss this game