i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
You may say I’m a dreamer
but the media men beg to differ
yiff in heaven furfriend
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
Playing video games while someone else’s watching
That’s an offer you can’t refuse.
This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful
me: wow this character sounds like a rude pretentious asshole
had me a blast
dick in my ass
awh i miss this game